Purely in the line of business, I opened today's Mail on Sunday and read its serialisation of Sian Lloyd's memoirs (I read it, so you don't have to).
Lembit Opik may want to look away now, although I guess he won't be surprised by the tone of the book, whose title I forget although Why I Hate Lembit - A Character Assassination captures the flavour of the tome so far.
I won't bore you with too many details - Mail on Sunday readers may already feel their privacy has been invaded enough.
Sian does make various allegations about the character of her former fiance, who will doubtless dispute this portrayal of their relationship rather vehemently.
Lembit, fresh from his role on TV's The Apprentice, will doubtless be distressed to discover that she believes he is rather tight-fisted.
It's an outrageous slur and one the MP for Montgomeryshire will be anxious to disprove rapidly with generous sponsorship of my London Marathon run for NCH, the children's charity.
He'll find it easy to donate at www.justgiving.com/davidcornock - just follow the trail left by the three other Welsh Liberal Democrat MPs.