Absolutely no prizes, but can you guess the Welsh Assembly Member who said this?: "I have a rich voice, similar in tone to Katherine Jenkins".
Ok, it wasn't Rhodri Morgan. Here's another clue: "I trust that I still have the necessary humility to deal with the crap that contemporary politics sometimes throws at us."
Here's another one: "I played Dick Whittington in the lovely hall in Aberdovey, wearing my mother's beautiful, tri-cornered, plumed hat and a pair of long, leather boots. At 5ft 9in I must have looked enormous on that stage."
No, not Ieuan Wyn Jones. If you really haven't guessed by now, have a look here.