Thursday, 20 September 2007
Chilling out with the Lib Dems
He took on the age issue, promising to make age an issue at the next election as, he argued, with age comes experience and with experience judgement. (At 66, he is almost old enough to be First Minister of Wales - Rhodri Morgan celebrates his 68th birthday next week).
I spent the rest of the morning touring the conference centre armed with a copy of Hello!, trying to find out whether delegates think Lembit "Cheeky Girl" Opik is an asset or a vote-loser.
Most activists were on his side, arguing that politics needs "characters".
The man himself was chuffed to get the results of our totally unscientific poll when I popped in to the conference chill-out zone to interrupt him during a foot massage.
You can see the results, including the massage, should you be so minded, on Wales Today at 6.30pm. Or watch it here.
The qualified holistic therapist in charge diagnosed me as "tense". After a week locked in a conference zone with a bunch of political anoraks, who wouldn't be?
Wednesday, 19 September 2007
Added alliteration
Expect an attack on the "cosy consensus" allegedly offered by Labour and the Conservatives.
How time flies. As I recall, his members were queuing up to join the "cosy consensus" after the Welsh Assembly elections earlier this year.
In fact, the only reason they're not in power in Cardiff is because the Lib Dems couldn't find a consensus, cosy or otherwise, between themselves on whether they should do a deal with Labour or with Plaid Cymru and the Conservatives.
Tuesday, 18 September 2007
Ming says hello!
As you'd expect in the middle of a crucial conference for the Liberal Democrats and Sir Menzies Campbell, I focused largely on the latest policy developments, green taxation, proportional representation and the philosophy of liberalism.
I may also have mentioned the contents of this week's Hello! magazine - new readers please scroll down.
Sir Menzies, it has to be said, took great interest in my copy - and would probably have read it cover to cover if I hadn't asked for it back.
Perusing photographs of his business and enterprise spokesman with his Cheeky Girl girlfriend, Sir Menzies said:
"Lembit's life outside politics is a matter for him. If I thought that his life outside politics was affecting his ability to fulfil his responsibilities as a member of the shadow cabinet for the Liberal Democrats, I would take action but I don't believe that and therefore I don't propose to take action.
"I am not appalled by photographs of this kind. What is appalling about two young people who are obviously very affectionate towards each other?
"As long as he does the job then he can stay in the job."
Would the leader and Lady Campbell contemplate sharing their beautiful lives with Hello! readers? "No-one has suggested it".
Will he be buying the Cheeky Girls' new album? "I think it unlikely".
Whatever you think of the Lib Dems, Sir Menzies was a good sport - even if he didn't offer me the hoped-for Werther's Original.
Showbiz corner

Hot news from the Lib Dem conference, where a signed copy of a Cheeky Girls CD went for £100 at an auction hosted by Lembit Opik.
Delegates have also been spotted poring over copies of Hello! magazine along with their normal conference documents.
The reason? Opik and the Cheeky Girl singer Gabi Irimia are sharing their first anniversary with readers of the glossy magazine.
Gabi and her sister have returned from Romania where they had corrective cosmetic surgery. Gabi tells Hello!: "We are proud of our breasts as a man would be with his new Ferrari - they were asymmetric with one nipple heading east and the other west".
I'll leave any political metaphor to others but Opik tells Hello!: "I don't want to tempt fate but it's going well. We're really happy together".
Thwarted ambition

Qualified aromatherapist Ms Burnham uses the same final question when interviewing potential members of staff.
It is: "If you were a bar of chocolate, what would you be, and why?"
Apparently the job-clinching answer is: "An Aero, because I'm bright and bubbly."
I fear that a suggested answer featuring Cadbury's Fruit & Nut may limit my prospects of becoming a spin doctor in a future Burnham government.
Ms Burnham is a 10/1 outsider for the group leadership, worth considering if you're reading this outside a branch of Northern Rock and are looking for a riskier home for your money.
Monday, 17 September 2007
The cheek of it
The odd gimmick creeps in amid the debates and fringe meetings about different forms of proportional representation.
Welsh Lib Dems Roger Williams and Eleanor Burnham donned cycling helmets to pedal along the seafront to make a point about cycle facilities.
The party's student wing is flogging its own version of Top Trumps - compare your MP's record to win.
Peter Black mugs and fridge magnets are for sale - the conference shop claims to have sold six or seven magnets. I forked out 65p for a Mike German one - you never know they may be worth more soon.
And tonight Lembit Opik will be the auctioneer at a fringe event where one of the lots going under the hammer is a signed Cheeky Girls album.
I'd bid myself but I'm saving up for the rarer unsigned version.
Sunday, 16 September 2007
The Leadership Express
Liberal Democrat Assembly Members Peter Black and Eleanor Burnham demonstrated their commitment to a carbon-neutral future by sharing a car to Brighton for the party's conference.
The two are so far the only semi-declared candidates for the Lib Dem leadership in the National Assembly. (Although the Lib Dems have yet to adopt the royal practice of never allowing future talent to share the same transport)
Peter Black wants someone to challenge Mike German but will do it himself if he has to; Eleanor Burnham says she has as much to offer as anyone.
So what could they possibly have found to discuss on their journey?
One slight hurdle between the two politicians and the leadership is the need for backing from one of the other five AMs.
If Mike German does stand down, Jenny Randerson says she'd also consider standing.
We may yet end up with 50 per cent of the Assembly group standing nominated by the other 50 per cent, preserving the Lib Dems' reputation for uber-democracy.
Of course, things could change - although I'm told we can discount the rumour that Eleanor Burnham will be hitch-hiking back to Cardiff Bay if she refuses to stand down in favour of Mr Black.
All this idle speculation from the sidelines does pose two rather bigger questions: does it really matter who leads the fourth largest group in the Welsh Assembly - and does anyone care?
Friday, 14 September 2007
Parting to the right

Thursday, 13 September 2007
Tea for two
Gordon Brown offered the former PM tea and a tour of her former home. I can't help wondering if he'd be as welcoming if Tony Blair decided to pop in?
Hey big spender?
In Wales, much public spending is decided by a population linked formula, you know - the one named after Joel Barnett.
Spending per head in Wales has traditionally been higher than in England, although many Welsh politicians argue that the formula doesn't reflect the country's relative poverty.
My BBC Scotland colleague Brian Taylor suggests the Treasury has been playing hard ball in the run up to the spending review and that far from making Barnett more generous the settlement for the devolved governments may be tighter.
Of course, the UK Government could just be lowering expectations to head off demands for a more generous settlement, but it's certainly a twist that will raise eyebrows west of Offa's Dyke as well as north of Hadrian's Wall.
Alternatively, the new "Scottish Government" may be getting its retaliation in first ahead of the spending review's conclusions.
Isn't life grand now the age of spin is no more?
Say it with flowers

Wednesday, 12 September 2007
My conference resolutions
My conference season begins later than my colleagues. As Basil Fawlty might put it, the particular avenue of pleasure of the Plaid Cymru conference in Llandudno has been closed off to me.
But Brighton - and the Lib Dems - beckons, so it's time for my own conference resolutions.
This year I'm hoping to avoid:
1. News items that begin"Delegates are gathering......"
2. The word "keynote" - now applied to almost any speech from an elected politician, usually by the person delivering it.
3. Strong drink
4. Interviews that begin: "So David, what's the mood of the delegates?"
5. Late nights
6. Mad delegates who are obsessed with the Barnett formula, Europe, proportional representation or all three.
Taxi for Hain!
Just in case you've spent the summer wondering how the Wales Office spends our money, here are a few answers from the man in charge, Peter Hain, all culled from parliamentary answers released today.
"The Wales Office expenditure on first class rail tickets for the last 12 months was £72,142.82."
"In the past 12 months my Department has spent £4,440 on first class flights and £2,946.50 on business class flights." (Two officials accompanied Peter Hain on a trip to the United States - the Northern Ireland Office picked up his own first class tab).
"In the last 12 months my Department has spent £2,548.87 on taxis."
Tuesday, 11 September 2007
Agas 4 All
No longer. As revealed earlier this year, a posh cooker is an essential ingredient in the hinterland of any ambitious politician.
Having alerted readers to the Agas 4 Socialism movement, I have now discovered that Peter Hain is not the only leading politician to swear by his Aga.
Step forward the slightly unlikely gourmet Rhodri Morgan, First Minister. Thanks to the South Wales Echo, a paper almost as good as the days when I delivered it five nights a week, Morgan's closet flirtation with New Labour tastes can be revealed.

Put on the spot to reveal the contents of his fridge, he says: "Corn on the cob from Riverside market is the best bargain - half a dozen for £3.
"You just put them in the Aga or microwave until the leaves turn brown - talk about instant food!"
Admittedly, this is a belated discovery for me - as readers of Wales on Sunday will have spotted months ago.
The Welsh Assembly Government Morgan leads has already introduced free breakfasts in schools. Can it be long before no state primary is complete without its own Aga?
(The photograph of the First Minister and the MP for Cardiff North produced gratuitously above comes from Paul Flynn's blog)
Saturday, 8 September 2007
Don't call me sir
“I don’t like being Sir Ming," says Sir Ming, "because I think it sounds silly. I’d rather people just dropped the Sir altogether and called me Ming Campbell.”
This welcome disdain for titles would be slightly more convincing if he were not listed on his party's website as initially Rt Hon Sir Menzies Campbell QC MP and subsequently as Menzies ('Ming') Campbell CBE QC MP.
If Sir Ming really doesn't like being called Sir Ming, he could have refused his knighthood.
Lib Dems have been keener than some other parties to receive honours for political service - I can think of several failed parliamentary candidates who've nevertheless received gongs for their political work.
Perhaps Ming Campbell, as we must get to know him, really does intend to break the mould.
Whatever next? MPs with Phds not calling themselves doctors? It does happen. The prime minister gets by without using his doctorate, although some rather more obscure backbenchers are so proud of their academic achievements they waste no opportunity to use it.
Friday, 7 September 2007
BBC Scandal
Apparently a couple of BBC reporters have been spotted wearing jeans on TV. Questions would be asked in Parliament if MPs were not on holiday, sorry in recess.
Monmouth Tory MP David Davies has overcome his natural reticence to see his name in the tabloids to offer the Mail his verdict.
"I certainly wouldn't turn up to a broadcaster looking like I have come off a beach," he said after Richard Watson and David Shukman were revealed as the guilty men.
"T-shirts and jeans would be fine if they were on Blue Peter but these are programmes that pride themselves as the country's top current affairs and news programmes.
"A suit would be more appropriate. I was brought up in the Seventies - but personally I think you have got to dress for the occasion and that means smart clothes for TV."
He speculated whether reporters would soon be seen reporting on royal occasions "wearing tracksuits, bling and a baseball cap".
Personally, I've never worn jeans on TV and my wardrobe is a little short on bling and baseball caps. Perhaps William Hague would lend me one.
I think Davies has missed the point. The image of denim has taken a knock in recent years, a blow attributed by fashion experts to their popularity with middle-aged men such as Tony Blair and Jeremy Clarkson.
The real crime is apparently wearing jeans too late into middle age.
Some style gurus believe that 42 is the latest age at which denims should be worn.
At the age of 43, I should probably declare an interest.
Thursday, 6 September 2007
Westernmail'necho!
I think it was Echo legend Dan O'Neill who once suggested the two papers made up one name - westernmail'necho - as hoarsely yelled by those sellers behind their stands around the capital city.
Now the company is to rebrand itself Media Wales Ltd, a change that will be publicly adopted from October 1.
Managing director Keith Dye reminded staff today: "Our goal is to build a multi-platform media business by developing and sustaining strong positions across print and digital."
"In order to communicate this philosophy to our customers and advertising clients, we have decided to rename our business to reflect our entire product portfolio, and our aspirations for the future."
By "customers" I think he means readers although those of us who live in the multi-platform media world cannot be too sure. The company's new online presence will be http://www.mediawales.co.uk/.
Ringing Thomson House - "Western Mail and Echo - can I help you?" - will never be the same again. In fact, the company wants to rename that too and has asked staff for suggestions.
Apparently, the current favourite is Thomson House, keeping the name it was given in the days when the papers were owned by Lord Thomson.
Alternative suggestions are being considered - Owain Glyndwr House and Dragon's Eye are among two of the suggestions from staff, as is Ty Gren Jones.
Perhaps it could be named after some of the media legends to have worked there. Glyn Mathias Towers? Ty John Humphrys? Michael Buerk House? Sue Lawley Buildings?
For Wales, see England
Price points out that public spending per head is slightly higher in the North East of England than it is in Wales and draws the conclusion that Wales would be better off as a region of England, although presumably he's not proposing a redrawing of national boundaries.
It's an interesting contribution to the debate over how Wales is funded, although I had hoped to make it through September without referring to the Barnett formula.
The source of his figures is the Treasury. The difference between Wales and North East England in 2006/7 is estimated at £38 per head - spending in Wales is higher than in seven of the other eight regions of England, London being the exception.
Spending on health is £110 higher per head, education is £32 per head higher in the North East, a region thought comparable to Wales due to its heavy industrial past and the consequences of that.
The difference in health spending can't be attributed solely to the overall level of funding - it's a question of priorities for the Welsh Assembly Government (and its new Plaid Cymru Ministers?).
Price poses interesting questions too for the UK Government and the Wales Office. Its response: “The Barnett formula delivers a stable funding base for Wales - £14 billion this year - and there is no guarantee that replacing it would provide a better deal for Wales.
“Spending per head in Wales is 11 per cent higher than the UK average and 14 per cent above the average for England - that is £1,000 a head more in Wales than across England."
Wednesday, 5 September 2007
What's in a name?
The SNP administration in Scotland has rebranded itself as The Scottish Government, although legally it will remain the Scottish Executive.
Gordon Brown is said to be relaxed about the change, although his officials still refer to an executive.
Tony Blair's Downing Street was less relaxed a few years ago when a Labour-led Scottish Executive suggested introducing the word "Government" into its official title.
The feeling then in No 10 was that it would be confusing for the Scots to have two governments and the idea was dropped. At the same time officials were content for the executive committee of the National Assembly for Wales, as legally it was, to rebrand itself the Welsh Assembly Government.
Perhaps they had greater faith in the ability of the Welsh to spot the difference, or at least not confuse Rhodri Morgan's administration with the UK Government.
Only since last year's Government of Wales Act was passed has the Assembly Government legally been able to describe itself in that way. Welsh Ministers were originally Secretaries, a distinction senior figures in the Blair Government chose to make to reflect the differing powers of the devolved administrations.
A nationalist-led administration in Cardiff Bay would presumably rebrand WAG the Government of Wales, a title many in Plaid Cymru have used since 1999.
Good to be back
I'm relieved to have discovered that I haven't missed the end of the DFS sale, although the company claims to have only two such events a year. What it doesn't tell you is that each lasts for six months.
David Cameron's troubles appear to be continuing, although the Brown bounce seems to have lost some of its spring in recent polls, for what they are worth at this time of the year.
Peter Black has written vast amounts to try to answer the question on everyone's lips: what is the point of the Welsh Liberal Democrats? Some bedside reading there for me in the run-up to the party's conference in Brighton later this month.
The leader of the Welsh Lib Dems deserves some reward for services to the media during a quiet month.
Lembit Opik revealed to the Express on Sunday the secret of his relationship with one of the Cheeky Girls: "We have some quite intellectual conversations a lot of the time. We talk a lot about philosophical and sociological concepts. These people who suggested our relationship was just a fling ought to apologise.
The Mail on Sunday revealed that the Montgomeryshire MP signs himself "Bow Wow" in correspondence, a fact that hasn't escaped his political opponents.
The Mail also reveals how the Cheeky Girls have had surgery to correct problems with earlier operations on a sensitive part of their anatomy.
"They went wrong. One was facing left and the other was facing right," explained their mother Margit.
At this rate, Peter Black will have to update his online pamphlet about what the Welsh Lib Dems are for but am I the only one contemplating suing Margit for invading my privacy?
Do let me know if I've missed anything newsworthy during my time overseas.